How to be the Best Heterosexual Girlfriend/Wife you Can Be under Patriarchy
1) Shave your legs whenever they look prickly
2) Give up your dreams and get pregnant
3) Stay pregnant
4) Have PIV sex as often as possible
5) Read fashion magazines to tell you how wrong you are behaving in a relationship
6) Suck dick
7) Be quiet
8) Watch Pornos with your Boyfriend so he can act out sexual torture in real life
9) Fulfill all of his heteronormative sexual fantasies
10) Cook dinner
11) Clean often
12) Scrub his shit out of the toilet
13) Giggle when he talks about how "hot" other women are
14) Always take back a cheater
15) Don't spend too much money, You know how our love for shoes can get out of hand
16) Always wear makeup even if he looks like a heroin addict who hasn't slept in 10 years
17) Perfume, wax and alter your vulva for him
18) Drop your last name
19) Don't Nag
20) When you start to "sag" get breast implants
21) If you have a baby belly, get it cut out by a plastic surgeon
22) Always smile, even when you're pissed off
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